Journal+2-Sneeze

Animal Crackers, Vegetarianism, and Why Josh Ruins my Life As many people know, I am a vegetarian. Let me define vegetarian for you please. A vegetarian traditionally does not eat meat. There are branches of vegetarians, like pescitarian which is one who eats no meat except fish. I am a lacto-ovo vegetarian. I eat eggs, cheese, and drink milk. Here is a list of things I have been asked, regarding vegetarianism: •Do you eat grapes? (Yes) •Do you eat fish? (No dummy, fish is meat.) •Do you eat grass? (Only when I have dinner with cows and I don't want to be rude and not eat their food.) •Why are you a vegetarian? (When I was 6 I fell into toxic waste and now if I eat meat I turn green and get really big and angry.) But the real answer to all of those questions is shut up I hate you. Maybe not the last one but anyway. Everyone thinks it's funny to say dumb things like these but in reality I've heard them all. Guess what? It's not! One of my friends who will not be mentioned by name *cough* title *cough* and another one Trey... A common question I get from them is If you were stranded on a desert island with a pig would you eat it? There are many flaws with this question. Why is the pig there? Why am I there? Where am I? Was it a plane crash? Did my shoes come off in the crash? If it is a desert island and not a deserted island where are the people? I swear to god.... ....But in a friendly way.